Re: Todays Republican!
From: Dunne E. Dawe (never_at_never.again)
Date: 10/26/04
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Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 12:42:32 +0800
On Mon, 25 Oct 2004 15:42:03 -0400, Will Brink
<WillBrink@NOSPAM-Comcast.net> posted:
>Ok, a little simplistic, but most of it is dead on.
>
>__________________________________________________________
>Things you have to believe to vote Republican today:
>
>Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy
>made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad
>guy
>when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"diversion.
>
>Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade
>with
>China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
>
>The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest
>national priority is enforcing U.N.resolutions against Iraq.
>
>Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
>Clinton.
>
>The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
>speeches
>while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
>
>If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
>
>A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then
>demand their cooperation and money.
>
>Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
>
>Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
>
>HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at
>heart.
>
>Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
>creationism should be taught in schools.
>
>A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense.
>
>A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is
>solid defense policy.
>
>Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
>which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
>
>The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George
>Bush's driving record is none of our business.
>
>Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
>conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers
>for
>your recovery.
>
>You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft
>can
>tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
>
>What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
>what
>Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
Thanks Will, that's a keeper. Nothing new, but well expressed!
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