The Final Word on Nutrition

The results of extensive research are in and they are absolutely
conclusive.

A light hearted look at nutrition
November 7, 2003
Terry Hopkin-Sundby

Via AgBioView at www.agbioworld.org

After so many heavy discussions on the pros and cons of GM or

Organic food or regular farming, here's the absolute truth ladies and
gents..

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.
4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians,
British, or Canadians.
6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage
rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians,
British, or Canadians.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.

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