Re: The Final Word on Nutrition

The *final* word on nutrition would have to be something like: Hemlock


"Visual Purple" <DoreenDotan@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> The results of extensive research are in and they are absolutely
> conclusive.
>
> A light hearted look at nutrition
> November 7, 2003
> Terry Hopkin-Sundby
>
> Via AgBioView at www.agbioworld.org
>
> After so many heavy discussions on the pros and cons of GM or
>
> Organic food or regular farming, here's the absolute truth ladies and
> gents..
>
> For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
> nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
> conflicting medical studies:
>
> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
> the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.
> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
> than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.
> 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
> attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.
> 4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
> heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.
> 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
> and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians,
> British, or Canadians.
> 6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage
> rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians,
> British, or Canadians.
>
> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
> what kills you.
>


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