Re: No offense to the men
From: Neal (nbrown12_at_comcast.net)
Date: 10/09/04
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Date: Sat, 9 Oct 2004 11:08:06 -0600
I am copying, enLARGING, bolding, colorizing, laminating, magnetizing, and
dehumidifying this and placing it on the refrigerator for my wife to see,
study, absorb, expedite, possibly object to, but certainly to utilize
completely!!!!
-- Neal Keep your words soft and sweet ~ Just in case you have to eat them "djgordon" <danigordon@bellsouth.net> wrote in message news:FNS9d.199478$Np2.136390@bignews4.bellsouth.net... > on here, but this is actually cute: > > Men's Rules: > > 1) The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location. > > 2) Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come > home with the wrong thing. > > 3) When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the > screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. > Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much > better chance of getting an immediate response. > > 4) When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a > commercial, do not hassle me that the commercials have probably > finished, and to change the channel back. I always know when the > timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go > back, there was a good reason why I skipped it. > > 5) If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry > it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore > and I am now free to return to the couch. > > 6) If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something > it is not necessary for you to call his wife/ girlfriend to discuss > it. > > 7) If you don't like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I would > appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling > alarmed noise. I haven't hit anything yet and if I do it will be your > fault. > > 8) I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look. > > 9) Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And > remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the > occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting ready. > > 10) Don't ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain > accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no-win situation > and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV. > > 11) If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you > should leave the seat up when you are finished. It's only fair. And > stop giving me a hard time about missing the bowl. > > 12) I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ. > > 13) Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd > background noise to me. I am not ignoring you. > > 14) When I am on the phone to my pals, I usually talk about important > stuff, and I'm finished talking quickly. I don't phone someone and > talk for hours about stuff I could've said when I saw them in person > earlier. > > 15) "Housework" is not a word I like, and actually doing any of it, I > like even less. So this is a non starter, don't even think of > suggesting this to me. > >
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