Re: Male reasoning (sorry Ed, Neal)

As my dear friend always says, men have been blaming women since the garden
of Eden, and it ain't gonna stop any time soon!!! That's what we're here
for. I always say DH makes sure I walk through a room where he's working on
something at least once while he's working on it so I can be to blame if
something goes wrong or he misplaces something. Don't you know we're the
whipping "boy" so to speak. Hell, isn't that why they marry?

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Sue -- Firefighter mom -- Still Rabid UW Dawg Fan!
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"Tallulah" <tallulahbankrupt@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> I'm still wondering how this turned into my fault. My husband was
> sitting at the computer across the room, and the cat was lying on the
> table right next to him. She started making the "I'm going to puke"
> noises, so he grabs her and takes off towards the utility room, which
> is a concrete floor (family room has carpet). As he passes by, I
> mention "so it's better to spew chunks for a long trail rather than
> just one spot?" and about that time, of course she does start puking -
> as he's running. Now this is a good 15 feet from the door of the
> utility room, and he had to turn a small corner to get there, yet he is
> blaming me for the 15-foot long chunk trail because I had left the
> vacuum in the doorway of the utility room.
>
> It's obvious he didn't make it in time, as he had just started turning
> the corner when the cat started blowing chunks. But the vacuum cleaner
> he couldn't even see when she started doing that is the reason he
> didn't make it...so it's my fault.
>
> And then...while trying to clean up the trail, he starts RUBBING it IN
> the carpet. Like that's going to make it CLEAN? So I wound up cleaning
> it up - actually that was a stroke of genius on his part, as he didn't
> have to.
>
> Apparently Common Sense 101 was an elective course...
>
> I'm at the point where I don't know what to do about his stunts. Not
> speaking doesn't seem to have the impact it had when we were younger.
> <G> Eyerolling is ignored. Other than going on a shopping trip with
> the credit card, I'm about out of ideas. <BG>
>


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  • Re: Male reasoning (sorry Ed, Neal)
    ... She started making the "I'm going to puke" noises, so he grabs her and takes off towards the utility room, which is a concrete floor. ... I mention "so it's better to spew chunks for a long trail rather than just one spot?" ... Now this is a good 15 feet from the door of the utility room, and he had to turn a small corner to get there, yet he is blaming me for the 15-foot long chunk trail because I had left the vacuum in the doorway of the utility room. ... Like that's going to make it CLEAN? ...
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  • Re: Male reasoning (sorry Ed, Neal)
    ... >> from him to clean up. ... He has the shortest puke cord known to man. ... >> Me nothing gets to me but grown up feet. ... >>> utility room, and he had to turn a small corner to get there, yet he is ...
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  • Re: Male reasoning (sorry Ed, Neal)
    ... He has the shortest puke cord known to man. ... Knowing full well it was clean ... Me nothing gets to me but grown up feet. ... > utility room, and he had to turn a small corner to get there, yet he is ...
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  • Re: Male reasoning (sorry Ed, Neal)
    ... > from him to clean up. ... He has the shortest puke cord known to man. ... > Me nothing gets to me but grown up feet. ... >> utility room, and he had to turn a small corner to get there, yet he is ...
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