Re: Male reasoning (sorry Ed, Neal)


"Ed Chait" <edchait4remove@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> "Tallulah" <tallulahbankrupt@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> > I'm still wondering how this turned into my fault. My husband was
> > sitting at the computer across the room, and the cat was lying on the
> > table right next to him. She started making the "I'm going to puke"
> > noises, so he grabs her and takes off towards the utility room, which
> > is a concrete floor (family room has carpet). As he passes by, I
> > mention "so it's better to spew chunks for a long trail rather than
> > just one spot?" and about that time, of course she does start puking -
> > as he's running. Now this is a good 15 feet from the door of the
> > utility room, and he had to turn a small corner to get there, yet he is
> > blaming me for the 15-foot long chunk trail because I had left the
> > vacuum in the doorway of the utility room.
> >
> > It's obvious he didn't make it in time, as he had just started turning
> > the corner when the cat started blowing chunks. But the vacuum cleaner
> > he couldn't even see when she started doing that is the reason he
> > didn't make it...so it's my fault.
> >
> > And then...while trying to clean up the trail, he starts RUBBING it IN
> > the carpet. Like that's going to make it CLEAN? So I wound up cleaning
> > it up - actually that was a stroke of genius on his part, as he didn't
> > have to.
> >
> > Apparently Common Sense 101 was an elective course...
> >
> > I'm at the point where I don't know what to do about his stunts. Not
> > speaking doesn't seem to have the impact it had when we were younger.
> > <G> Eyerolling is ignored. Other than going on a shopping trip with
> > the credit card, I'm about out of ideas. <BG>
>
>
> Obviously, you are not aware of the fact that wives leaving the vacuum
> cleaner in the way is responsible for most of the ills befalling mankind
> today.
>
> Sheesh.
>
> ed
>
And if a vacuum is left in the way, you can bet a wife left it, since if a
vacuum was used, she used it! ;)

Sandi


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