Okay, how about this one?

I just can't stand it. Sonnet, my lesbian friend, is sending me these, so is
this one any better? I just figure if the homosexuals themselves have a good
sense of humor about things then we can too when we are the ones who don't
hate them. I certainly have no prejudice at all towards anyone because of a
simple thing such as who they are attracted to. Gay jokes are the only ones
she ever sends me. Anyway......

THE PERFECT MAN

The perfect man is gentle,
Never cruel or mean;
He has a beautiful smile,
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a darn good father
And a husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking,
Cleaning and vacuuming, too.
He'll do anything in his power
To show his love to you.

The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry in your name.
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.

He never makes you cry
Or hurt in any way.
Oh, screw this stupid poem...
The perfect man is gay.

"DJGordon" <danigordon@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:Zwsme.37521$lQ3.3784@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> My best friend in the whole world, who has been my best friend for now 29
> years, is gay and I am offended by people who hate, but I am not offended
> by my post since it is supposed to be cute. It's actually sad that it is
> probably parallel to how kids are taught to think these days, but that's
> the only point about it that would offend me. My daughter is still
> somewhat weird over the fact of Sonnet being gay, but she gets along go
> well with her that they trade lesbian jokes and Sonnet tells the best
> there are. Sorry if it offended, it really was meant to be cute, although
> I did almost put a disclaimer on it that would have been hateful towards
> the few on here who have expressed cruel opinions towards homosexuals, so
> I kept it to myself. Oh well, even the best comedians in the world have
> jokes that fall flat at time.
>
> Dani
>
> <jmorngstar@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:1117404725.497055.229710@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>
>> I am so offended by this post.
>>
>
>


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