How To Care For Your Man

That woman of mine really know how to please a man. (No, I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about food!)

Her day off, so we went to our favorite restaurant near the college for breakfast. In addition to their good food, the place is usually filled with college girls (or OMG! Would you look at that!!) There was not any in the place today, but a couple of fat ladies on oxygen made me feel at home.

Then a few minutes a ago I heard a knock on the wall, letting me know lunch was ready. I have suggested she knock three times on the ceiling, even gave her a nice broom, but that is another story...

I had a report to finish, so by the time I was ready to eat, she was getting ready to go see that grandkids. What a feast the laid out for me before she left!

No plate was at my place, but a covered take home box contained warmed up burgundy mushrooms from our last time at Steak and Ale. Mmmmmmm. Two cans of Vienna sausages, unopened, were ready for my pleasure. There was a new, unopened box of crackers. (Nothing but the best for me!) To add to my delight was a large bowl (or is it bowel) of beets from two nights ago (which was the first time in my life I have eaten beets). As a desert, she served up some nice red seedless grapes. I know they were fresh, as they were still in the grocery thingy that hold them at the store to keep them from falling out all over the floor and making the wheels of the shopping cart all sticky and gooey which would probably track down the the meat aisle, making it slippery and causing someone to fall and hurt themselves, maybe even suing the stare and hurting their profit structure. (Would you believe I have been transcribing a dictator who runs his sentences together?)

Now, if I can stay awake from that feast, I am going to do some more work, or more than likely take a nap.

Disclaimer:  The meal really was good!

Neal
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    ... >>> with college girls (or OMG! ... I have suggested she knock three times on the ... What a feast the laid out ... >>> (which was the first time in my life I have eaten beets). ...
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  • Re: How To Care For Your Man
    ... >> with college girls (or OMG! ... I have suggested she knock three times on the ceiling, ... What a feast the laid out for me ... >> ago (which was the first time in my life I have eaten beets). ...
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  • Re: How To Care For Your Man
    ... >>> with college girls (or OMG! ... I have suggested she knock three times on the ceiling, ... >>> ago (which was the first time in my life I have eaten beets). ... >>> Now, if I can stay awake from that feast, I am going to do some more ...
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  • Re: How To Care For Your Man
    ... > with college girls (or OMG! ... I have suggested she knock three times on the ceiling, ... What a feast the laid out for me ... > (which was the first time in my life I have eaten beets). ...
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  • Re: How To Care For Your Man
    ... In addition to their good food, ... I have suggested she knock three times on the ceiling, ... What a feast the laid out for me ... > (which was the first time in my life I have eaten beets). ...
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