Re: OT: Equal Opportunity Offending
- From: "Eliyahu Rooff" <lrooff@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 19 Jul 2005 07:50:19 -0700
"Bob" <nottooslow@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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| In article <3k2gc5FrudlrU1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
blahblah@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
| says...
| > Got these off another newsgroup that's also slow, and the excuse
there
| > is everybody's off reading their Harry Potters. I am going to
wait
| > until it comes to Sam's Club. In the meantime, I'm practicing
| > successful work avoidance (Maureen, you didn't see that).
| >
| > ***
| >
| > Where are you from?
| >
| > You live in Florida when...
| >
| > 1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
| Ah yes, that's because the snowbird special starts at 16:00 and
ends at
| 18:00 when all the tourists invade. Or, you can wait until 21:30.
|
| > 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind--even houses and
cars.
| > 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
| > 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
| You mean this isn't how it's done everywhere?
| > 5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.
| Going 40 MPH in the left lane of the interstate at 07:00.
And, of course, with the left-turn light blinking endlessly... I
understand that Cadillac is bringing out a new model for the elderly
in Florida. The biggest difference is that it will have the
windshield mounted below the steering wheel so that the driver can
see out...
Eliyahu
.
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