Keeping up with the Joneses -- too funny
- From: "DJGordon" <danigordon@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 22 Aug 2005 13:37:08 -0500
KEEPING UP WITH THE JONES'
THREE LADIES IN A HOT TUB, ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE,
AND A HILLBILLY, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY, THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND!
THE GERMAN WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM, AND THE
BEEPING STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER
THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN
LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE
PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE
OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA, AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM
HER BEHIND!
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL,WILL YOU LOOK AT
THAT! I'M GETTIN' A FAX."
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