Re: Most creative spam lines you've received- here's my entry

Last year I was introduced to one called "Bad Boy." Little guy says he isn't
getting anything for Christmas and then proceeds to tell his tale of woe --
sounds just like a few young men I have known!


"DJGordon" <danigordon@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Operator, room three-twenty-... H-how'd you know? Oh. Hello, Coy?
Where h-have you been? No-o-o, you wasn't at the meeting. Well, I
found out that at three o'clock this morning you's out there in your
fruit-of-the looms in the motel swimmin' pool, bunch o' them waitresses
from the cocktail hour. Huh, I just hope Charlene don't find out about
this, Coy. What? Well, how'd you get that big motorsickle up there on
the high dive, Coy? Now Coy, dad burnit, that ain't no way to act. We
s'posed to be pillars of the community. 'N we get back to Hahira, you
can just turn in your ring, and your tie-tack. 'Cause Coy, you are out
of the Shrine. You goin' be blackballed, Coy. 'At's right, you may
have t' pack yer bags and leave town. What do you mean, you might join
the Hell's Angels? Coy, hoo, don't you hang up on me. No, don't you
crank that motorsickle. Who's that gigglin' in the background, Coy?
Hello? Hello? Operator, we's cut off. Yeah, room three-twenty-one.
Coy???


"RaeMorrill" <RaeMorrill@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Udden udden. LOL. Wasn't there something about the harley up on the diving
> board or something. Everytime I hear that song I just laugh myself silly.
>
>
> DJGordon wrote:
>> Oh Lord, The Shriners' Convention is absolutely hilarious. Was always my
>> dad's favorite. I have that single on a 45 somewhere around here. Got
>> Ahab the Arab on the other side.
>>
>>
>> Hello, Operator, give me room 321, please, thank you Hello, Noble
>> Lumpkin? This here is the illustrious Potentate. I said it's the
>> illustrious Potentate. The illustrious...Coy! Dad blame it! This here's
>> Bubba! Coy, why an't you at the parade?! What?! Well, how'd you get that
>> big Harley up there in your room? What?! I can't hear ya' Coy! Quit
>> revvin' it up, son! Turn it off! Listen I just want you to know one
>> thing. You have embarrassed us all, the whole Hahira Delegation! Now I'll
>> see you at the banquet tonight, son. And you be there Coy, you hear me?
>> Black tie! Seven o'clock! Be there! And Coy, don't answer the phone,
>> udden udden! Mercy
>>
>> Dani
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "RaeMorrill" <RaeMorrill@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>>
>>>I think my favorite was the Ali Babba Temple of The Shrine.
>>>
>>>Jeannie Wilson wrote:
>>>
>>>>RaeMorrill <RaeMorrill@xxxxxxx> wrote here for all to
>>>>seenews:ebQPe.35506$Hx4.7977@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:
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>>>>
>>>>>Still WAY funnier to hear how Ray sings it!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>My grandfather has a video collection of his and his videos are so silly
>>>>they are hilarious. The expressions on his face are priceless.
>>
>>


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