From my sweet niece Robin

2 hillbillies

Two hillbillies are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it
becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
down her drawers and quickly gives her right *** cheek a lick with his
tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but
I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"

Judity
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