Re: To all my good email friends

I tried drawing healthy boundaries re ridiculous emails. My sis sends me
one on how we should stop allowing people to invade our borders and that
God's wrath will "get" me if I don't share it......

Well, since I a Wiccan-Buddhist-Shamanist-xChristian, I wrote back hitting
REPLY ALL. I voiced MY opinion regarding the email to her ENTIRE forward
list. OMIGOD she was pissed off at me for SOOO long...... My sister says I
should read these and just delete them. I say, you shouldn't include me on
the list. So now we're in a battle of wills over who is accountable!~ LOL!

Mom only stayed mad for about a month or so :-)



"DJGordon" <danigordon@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:oYLpf.8181$eF1.1984@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> LOL, mine is the same way. What is it with Moms? I have sent her so many
> snopes links in the past that she now writes and asks me to look it up
> before forwarding it.
>
> Dani
>
> "CindyB" <cinqueen@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:gd1fq1dqt0dag4i5umjnj7g56qko5s7lk0@xxxxxxxxxx
> >I see you are on my mom's e-mail list too, huh?
> >
> >
> >
> > On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 19:46:06 -0600, "DJGordon"
> > <danigordon@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >
> >>To One and all of my Good E-mail buds:
> >>
> >>As the holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of
you
> >>who have taken the time and trouble to send me forwards" over the past
12
> >>months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
> >>
> >>Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on
> >>envelopes 'cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to
> >>seal
> >>an envelope.
> >>
> >>Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because
of
> >>your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet
> >>stains.
> >>
> >>I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these
> >>products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
> >>
> >>I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
> >>
> >>I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be
pricked
> >>with a needle infected with AIDS.
> >>
> >>I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
water
> >>buffalo on a hot day.
> >>
> >>I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a
> >>perfume sample and rob me.
> >>
> >>I no longer receive packages from nor send packages by UPS or Fed Ex
since
> >>they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
> >>
> >>I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a
number
> >>for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda,
> >>Singapore,
> >>and Uzbekistan.
> >>
> >>I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible
mutant
> >>freaks with no eyes or feathers.
> >>
> >>I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my
> >>free
> >>replacement pair from Nike.
> >>
> >>I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now
> >>have their recipe.
> >>
> >>I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have 363,214
> >>angels
> >>looking out for me.
> >>
> >>Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I
> >>forward
> >>an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
> >>
> >>I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is
about
> >>to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time)
> >>
> >>I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive
> >>the
> >>$15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their
> >>special email tracking program.
> >>
> >>Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now
> >>return the favor!
> >>
> >>If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7
> >>minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on
your
> >>head at 5:00 PM (CDT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it
> >>actually happened to a friend of my next-door neighbor's
> >>ex-mother-in-law's
> >>second husband's cousin's beautician....
> >>
> >>
>
>


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  • To all my good email friends
    ... I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these ... I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water ... I no longer receive packages from nor send packages by UPS or Fed Ex since ... I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward ...
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  • Re: To all my good email friends
    ... >>your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet ... >>I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water ... >>I no longer receive packages from nor send packages by UPS or Fed Ex since ... >>an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. ...
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  • Re: To all my good email friends
    ... As the holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me forwards" over the past 12 months. ... Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. ... I no longer receive packages from nor send packages by UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. ...
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