Let's talk about sex
- From: dianne7619@xxxxxxxxx
- Date: 22 Feb 2006 11:06:38 -0800
DD sent me this and I thought it was cute.
Recent research shows that there are 5 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
you
first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with
your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with
your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with
your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot
stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.
Oops. Don't forget Social Security Sex.You get a little each month. But
not enough to live on.
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