Re: More on Dubai

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haggis wrote:
Hey, that sounds like a cue for a joke!



Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W.

"I've got a problem," says W.

"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.

"Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.

"A big rooster," replies W.

"All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look."

So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the jigsaw on his desk.

Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to W and says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."


:)

jeanne
(too tired to beat my head over the serious stuff)


RaeMorrill wrote:

I suspect it's more likely he cant read the big words, Gisele.

Gisele wrote:

The most interesting feature to me about this story is that apparently
our esteemed prez didn't know about this deal until he saw it on the
news! This is the guy who says he does not read newspapers because he
doesn't have time! Just shows you how perfectly irrelevant this guy
really is.
.

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