OT - Elmo
- From: "Judity" <Judity01@xxxxxxx>
- Date: 18 Oct 2006 08:18:53 -0700
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.Well, Lena is
hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day
promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door.The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow, and the
whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself,
so the two men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmo's all over the factory floor, and they're really beginning to pile
up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag
of small marbles.The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little
piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully
sew the little package between Elmo's legs.The Personnel Manager bursts
into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry,"he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,"but I
think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday"..."Your
job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
Judity
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