Here's a chuckle!
- From: "Jennie" <jamalloy@xxxxxxx>
- Date: 17 Feb 2007 02:59:04 -0800
I read this on another site, and it gave me a nice chuckle this
morning. So I'm sharing it with y'all!
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his
first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never
will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper
pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he
was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking
problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law
practice is one of the worst in the entire State. Not to mention he
cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your
wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to
approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you
idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric
chair." :>)
Jennie
Washington, D.C.
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