Re: This is too stressful. Somebody find me a husband.

I might be tempted to give it a shot, but the pickins are extremely slim
around here. What *is* available almost makes the ex look good (and that's
saying something!).

The last guy who asked me out was an old high school boyfriend, now an
alcoholic, who would call me when he was drunk and say the nicest things,
then not remember any of it when he was sober. Pretty nice guy, but wayyyyy
too much baggage for me to deal with.

Now I have three new men in my life ... Walter, a calico rabbit; Harley, a
black neutered Nubian goat; and Owen, a brown neutered Nubian goat. They
don't drink, snore, or womanize, and they're always glad to see me! On the
other hand, we can't go out to dinner or the movies ... LOL

Bambi C.

"Blupencl" <Blupencl.2ozqxl@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:Blupencl.2ozqxl@xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Bambi: No, do it! Don't listen to me, it's fun. Kinda. :\

I have never dated when I was "free" like I am now: An adult, on my
own, all the decisions are mine. That is too much power for me,
honestly. I liked it better when I was afraid of getting
pregnant/getting a disease/being "used"/being "found out" and all that
rubbish. Now it's all up to me and I don't have a lick of sense! I have
a 16-year-old's brain in the body of an adult.

I am going to give my mother a heart attack yet.


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Blupencl


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