Re: Funny dictation



ROFL!!! Oh man, that IS funny!!!!



Kathycarp wrote:
I just typed this and I think it is hilarious (having a daughter who covered her ears and chanted whenever it was even hinted that her mom and dad actually had ***).

"We had the pleasure of meeting with ******* today. She was here with her son, who is appalled that his mother actually "did it" and is now pregnant and going to be delivering at age 46. I reassured him that this was probably the only time that any person over 40 had ever done "it" but I think that he was disbelieving."


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