Re: BBQ Rules
- From: "Barbara Carlson" <bbcarlson@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:33:40 -0400
I must admit my husband has the right idea. If he wants to give me a break
he goes for takeout! Ever since he retired and I went back to work it was
our agreement I cook, he cleans up. He never barbecued anything he did not
burn beyond edibility!
Barb C.
"bsptss" <bsptss.2sy59g@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:bsptss.2sy59g@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
With the 4th of July next week, I thought these rules would come in
handy.
Barbara
BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is
important
to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor
cooking
activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do,
probably
because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put
into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with
the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who
is
lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks
her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces,
and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone praises the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some
women....
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bsptss
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