Re: It is a GREAT day today!!!

Not to spoil anyone's great day, but this thread reminds me of a joke a good
friend told me that made me laugh.

You wake up in the morning. It is a beautiful day. You look out the
window, throw off the covers, rise from the bed and say, "Gee, I feel great
today." Then you know you've died!

Barb C.
"Samatha Hill -- take out TRASH to reply" <samhill@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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Tony the Tiger gr-r-r-r-r-r-reat, even. *beaming*

It's always a great day, don't you think, when you find out that the
optometrist who told you two years ago that you had two separate
ophthalmologic conditions, either of which would cause you to go blind,
was dead wrong? WHOOHOO!!!!!!!! (I should have figured it out, I
suppose, after I found out that he got my prescription wrong)

As soon as these eye drops wear off, I will be dancing in the streets.


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