Re: Michael Underwood = MU

From: MU (munospam_at_fastmail.fm)
Date: 09/27/04 

Date: Sun, 26 Sep 2004 20:18:20 -0400

On Sun, 26 Sep 2004 05:12:09 -0400, Bob (this one) wrote:

> The crank who calls himself MU (and a zillion other names)

Severe exaggeration, Bob, severe.

> has been a
> plague in the newsgroups for a while. Anonymous and vicious,

Known to kill babies wantonly, hiding amongst the dark alleys of Usenet..

>he's made
> scurrilous, dishonest statements to and about people that cut across
> group lines.

Lied to Bob (this one) when I said you were "precious but precocious", ,
cheated Chung out of his share of Blimpie table space, stole from the poor
to pay for ISP, Xposted and jammed the entire Internet/Usenet network..

> He's always been able to evade any accountability because
> of his anonymity.

M(ichael)U(underwood), caught as complete fraud, never saw a iron plate in
my life, weigh over 400 pounds, sabotaged Google archives so that I no
longer "exist", eats 3.9 pounds of food...for lunch.......

> Here's a theory to play with. I think MU is a guy named Michael
> Underwood who posted hereabouts some time back and is now using his
> initials.

oh noooooo

> The information I looked at that Underwood posted is
> consistent with some of the stuff that MU says about himself and his
> nasty style shows through as well.

MU nasty? I suppose you would know about nasty posts first hand there, Bob.

> Take a look.

Let's...........

> Look around in <http://www.samspade.org/t> with some of the info and
> see if it makes any sense.
>
> He says his IP is fixed.

I lied. It's my POSTAL address that's fixed, Bob. My bad.

> Plug it in and see what happens.

GASP! There I am, exposed as a newborn baby's bottom!

> Says he lives near Chung - might want to look at Underwoods in the
> area just as a matter of curiosity.

We Underwoods make great meat spreads; the devil made me do it, Bob.

http://www.underwoodspreads.com/underwd_promotions.html

> Says he's a strength trainer who
> has worked with professional athletes and military.

I said that? Where? When? No way, BobJose.
 
> Try advanced search for Groups in Google.

I did. I can see the "Roose" is up.

> Just to see if he's finally unmasked and can be held accountable for
> his trolls and spams.
>
> Bob

Got me. OK, you're a sleuth, Bob, I must have been a fool to take on the
likes of someone so intelligent, a Bulldog Of The Truth, a bastion of
Usenet protocol, a man with.....

.....way too much time and too little to do.

Exposed, humiliated, but thankful to have been unraveled by such a
noteworthy Usenet personality and celebrity as Robert, Master Chef"
Pastorio.

I apologize to each and everyone of you who and pray, yes on my knees with
blood for tears, that you do not harm me, slaughter my family or prosecute
me into life long halfway houses.

Regards,

MU aka Michael Underwood

ps. lol

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