Re: GOD=G_uv HAMMOND NOBEL SPEECH

From: George Hammond (research137_at_hotmail.com)
Date: 07/15/04 

Date: Thu, 15 Jul 2004 20:47:59 GMT

"Karlo X" <ktakki@artcrime.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9527B27374EEktakki@216.40.28.72...
> "George Hammond" <research137@hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:tthJc.91153$XM6.82149@attbi_s53:
>
> > GOD=G_uv HAMMOND NOBEL SPEECH
>
> vu_G=DOG HAMMOND WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW SPEECH
>
> > ------------------internet remarks-----------------------------
> > This message is being posted on internet newsgroups prior to
> involuntary commitment. I like to wank while dreaming about
> > my being awarded a Nobel Prize for discovering the world's
> hairiest Iraqi woman. Until then, I will bore everyone with the
> > first scientific proof of God, simply because I might not
> get through the day without killing myself. I doubt that I will
> > live long enough to receive such a prize and I thought the
> King of Sweden would strangle me if I did. Only the under-
> > world might be interested in what I would have to say if I did.
> > ------------------internet remarks-----------------------------
>
> You go, girlfriend!
>
>
> > Ladies and gentlemen, a world miracle has occurred and far
> fuckin' out, man! The voices in my head helped with this, so far
> > be it from me to stand here and claim sole credit for it. This
> Bud's for you, voices in my head! This delusion that I call my
> > miracle has been wrought by many hands, by all of Science in
> the locked ward at Mass Mental, all of my myriad hallucinations in
> > fact, from Aristotle to Einstein.
>
> > As you know, the problem of Evil in the world is the greatest
> thing that ever happened to the Republican Party, the easiest
> > challenge that man faces. Even natural disasters do not measure
> time on the Metric Scale, so we need a crazy super abacus to tally
> > up to the damages that may be charged to human Evil.
>
> > Evil in human history is so large that the greatest powers
> posessed by the X-Men have been rendered impotent. Masturbators
> > on Earth have been found inadequate to beat it back. It is only
> a dream. It is only a dream. I can compare my sex life with
> > the long slow progress of civilization itself that has had any
> chance of getting laid. A toddler with a straw might have an
> > effect on lowering the water table of Evil in the world.
>
> > Occasionally of course there are world miracles which represent
> rather than just frontin', yo. Taking my medication would be a
> > a large step forward. The advent of representative government,
> psychotropic drugs, and Tetris are just three examples. The lies of
> > organized religion, common law and public education, all represent
> the greatest threat to getting my freak on. None of these are
> > miraculous milestones in the reduction of world Evil.
>
> > Today we are observing the advent of the world's first
> steam-powered dildo, surely a greater invention than the so-called
> > scientific proof of God. For centuries and millenniums this
> has been the goal of science, and only in hushed whispers has this
> > possibility has been discussed. In the 20th century few still
> thought a steam-powered dildo was feasible, and only madmen like me
> > believed that such a miracle was possible. Hope had practically
> given up believing that she could buy one. Dildo technology had
> > been abandoned when accidentally a research effort aimed at
> steam-driven *** plugs found a breakthrough. A group aimed at
> > finding the Structural Model of Psychology unexpectedly stumbled
> over a dead body and landed in a pool of blood, dripping plasma
> > on the world's first scientific proof of God. Factor
> in the possibility of my being totally bat*** insane. Also,
> > Analysis in Psychometry discovered that Einstein's curvature of
> the female breast causes erections in 54% of mice. A rift in
> > spacetime causes a similar curvature in human perceptual reality
> until LaForge changes phase on the EPS couplings. Both this
> > and that this curvature explains the 3,500 year old historical
> figure we call "*** Clark", who sometimes manifests himself as a
> > phenomena we call "God". It doesn't explain the whole story, but
> American Bandstand lives on in our hearts. My voices claim that
> > it is more than sufficient to prove that "God exists"... that the
> New Years Ball in Times Square is His will on Earth. I think this
> > "invisible God" portrayed on the Sistine Chapel ceiling actually
> is Bil Keane's "Dead Grandpa" from the Family Circus. We know this
> > physically exists.
>
> > What we need to address then is how this discovery is going
> to keep me out of a locked ward. I don't think Bush is able
> > to reduce the level of Evil that humanity currently faces. The
> Republican Party would have to dissolve first. Also, I think the
> > first thing we observe is that this discovery de facto represents
> a major paradigm shift, such as Scientology's true ambition for
> > an ecumenical unification of all of the world's religions. The
> Crucifix needs an E-Meter. Buddha, too. I have insulted the
> > five major faiths, Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, and
> Botulism, merely by posting to Usenet. Sects like Kibology and
> > Buddhism, are now simply denominations of one scientifically
> dissected frog. This splayed amphibian is the symbol of a Usenet-
> > based World Religion. The same is true for scores of smaller
> amphibians and reptiles. I will continue to insult all of the
> > world religions. The structure of religion is now known to
> exist in a numbered Swiss bank account. My many delusions
> > originate in the geometry of the human body and brain and in
> the spirochetes that inhabit my nervous system. I blame
> > the Secular Trend growth of the brain which is controlled by
> myriad venereal diseases I picked up in Thailand, fucking in zero
> > gravity. In scientific terms, God is caused by gravity. Gravity
> is a myth. Earth sucks. Delusion caused by venereal disease,
> > as you know, does not recognize race, color, age, class or gender.
> Even Thai shemales get the clap and pass it on to me, unfortunately.
> > Therefore, in axiomatic physics terminology, all of the world's
> a stage, and upon that stage I have sex with a Thai shemale, and all
> > religions are proven to be identical.
>
> > Surely then, having unified all of the world's religions, we
> must round them all up in the camps. Those sane people reading
> > may presume that the next logical step must be the unification
> of my arms in a straitjacket. This confinement is the goal
> > of the world's governments. The course is now clearly charted
> in my medical files. Those nasty black helicopters all fly
> > toward world government. From world government, it follows
> a trail of bread crumbs out of the forest. I can state
> > automatically that human rights must be granted to every
> reptile and amphibian, every mollusk, every fern and moss-like
> > inhabitant on Earth. This then, is how the scientific proof
> Kibo will be written on a men's room stall at the BPL. Only fear
> > of God is going to effect a miraculous reduction in world Evil.
> Wait. That previous sentence made all too much sense. ***.
> > With the entire world population in full knowledge that there
> will be no new season of "Friends" this fall, and that Hasselhoff
> > actually is a God, and the knowledge that God is fair, just and
> ever so sweet, we can all die happy. For if the movie I, Robot is
> > good, it will become impossible for any large scale political
> movement to legalize robot sex. I wonder if Hoover could cause a
> > vacuum to exist which could allow a large scale social Evil to
> be sucked out from under the living room couch? Expect things to
> > materialize.
>
> > On the other hand, predicting the timetable for this miracle
> is best left to Amtrak. Making sense of my SPOG web pages
> > is more difficult. I do believe that it must begin with an ecumenical
> affirmation of faith, like the Scientologists' attempt at a
> > unification of the world's 5 major faiths. On the other hand,
> I have a rash that just won't go away. The Trilateral World
> > Government itself cannot ignore this discovery. The doctrine of
> Manifest Destiny worked pretty good, eh? And the myth of the
> > "Separation of Church and State" will have to be reexamined and
> dismantled by the Republican regime. Esperanto texts will be
> > reinterpreted. For instance, "God" is now a scientific subject
> on the Discovery Channel, along with the show "American Choppers",
> > and certainly the discovery of a scientific proof of God will
> resound through the walls of my padded cell. Making X will
> > have to be covered in our public school science curriculum.
> I, for one, welcome our ecstasy-making overlords. PLUR!
> > These developments in our Clerical and Secular institutions
> will end up on page G-64 in the New York Times, of course,
> > and the speed with which they are made will likely set the
> table for our dinner guests. Only Amtrak will have the
> > timetable for the world miracle of Human Progress that this
> dubious achievement represents, which only the cable channel
> > discovery holds forth.
>
> > Well, that's it. As a scientist I do not think it appropriate
> to spam my schitzophrenia all over Usenet, but the voices call
> > for me to go on any further, as clearly it is now within
> the realm of possibility for me to be Kook of the Century. It's
> > the purview of our elected leaders of Religion and Government to
> steal our money and molest our children. Please, open my pants and
> > take this scientific tool and make the best use of it. In the
> locked ward I spend my time jerking off and posting, while in the
> > meantime, it is up to every responsible individual to become
> aware of my disease. I want everyone on Usenet and the web to be
> > aquainted with this discovery and to spread the news of this
> disease that afflicts me. Only Scientology can spread the
> > new miracle of spiritual unification throughout the world.
>
> > George Hammond, July 13, 2004
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> So, how's that Haldol working out for you, George?
>
>
>
> k.
> --
>
> "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are
> really good at heart." - Anne Frank

[Hammond]
Anne Frank was correct... of course only someone
like Anne Frank knows it. Which goes to prove
that the ship of state is actually a fleet of canoes.
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