Re: Relativity IQ Test. Synching Clocks Absolutely.

From: Henri Wilson (h_at_..(Henri)
Date: 08/24/04 

Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2004 10:08:29 GMT

On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 03:03:13 +0200, YBM <ybmess@nooos.fr> wrote:

>Henri Wilson a écrit :
>> Therefore simultaneity is also absolute.
>>
>> 'NOW' here is 'NOW' everywhere.
>
>Where did you get that SR was about simultaneity at
>different *places* ?
>
>Wilson's IQ test (failed) :
>
>While visiting England, Henri Wilson is invited to tea with the
>Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it
>is to surround herself with intelligent people.
>
>Wilson asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
>
>"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow
>me to demonstrate."
>
>Wilson watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime
>Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and
>your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or
>sister. Who is it?"
>
>Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
>
>"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up
>and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Wilson?"
>
>Wilson nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be trying that!"
>
>Wilson, upon returning to Australia, decides he'd better put his
>newsgroups fellows to the test. Wilson sends an e-mail to Androcles
>asking "Dear Androcles, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
>
>Wilson writes then the question: "Your mother has a child, and your
>father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your
>sister. Who is it?"
>
>Androcles writes back hours after "Can I think about it and get back
>to you?"
>
>Wilson agrees. Androcles immediately writes an e-mail to Ken Seto, Len
>Gaasenbeek, and others cranks of sci.physics.relativity with Wilson's
>e-mail as an attachment and asks for help.
>
>The a-team puzzles over the question for several days, but nobody can
>come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Androcles writes to
>Dirk Van de moortel and explains his problem.
>
>"Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child
>is not your brother or your sister. Who is it? ROTFLOL ! This is probably
>too difficult for your SRian logic !!!!"
>
>Dirk answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
>
>Much relieved, Androcles rushes back to his computer, writes Henri
>Wilson an e-mail : "I know the answer! I know who it is! It's
>Dirk Van de moortel!"
>
>And Wilson replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair!"

You're a waste of cyber space, Moron.

Henri Wilson.
www.users.bigpond.com/hewn/index.htm

See proof that light speed is source dependent.
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