Re: God=G_uv proves 40k B.C. Creation

From: bv_schornak (nowhere_at_schornak.de)
Date: 09/04/04 

Date: Sat, 4 Sep 2004 10:32:39 +0000 (UTC)

Scooter the mighty wrote:

>bv_schornak wrote:
>
>>Ferrous Patella wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Maybe Hawkin is smart enough for you
>>>
>>>
>><http://proof-of-god.freewebsitehosting.com/Hawking.html>
>>
>>No answer published...
>>
>
>To me this "proof" looks like a more compicated form of
>
>1) I have lint in my pocket.
>2) Look, see, here it is!
>3) This lint is God.
>4) We can see God is caused by dryers and not emptying the kleenex out of
>your pocket.
>5) Therefore God exists.
>
>It all works just fine as long as you're willing to accept God is whatever
>weird-ass thing you define it as.
>

Now it is up to you - extend this thought to a 20 pages report
filled with formulae (e.g. how much kleenex, how long to dry).
Use a lot of "academic sounding" terms. Re-define some of them
and make them look very important (e.g. the "five-ellipsoidal-
dryer-headroom").

Voilą - you have the Ultimate Formula of God (UFo-G)!

Greetings from Augsburg

Bernhard Schornak

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