Re: Relativity Cult Limerick

From: eleaticus (eleaticus_at_bellsouth.net)
Date: 09/30/04 

Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 16:39:16 -0500

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"sadieaces" <sadieaces@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> "Martin Hogbin" <goatNOSPAM1@hogbin.org> wrote in message
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> > "eleaticus" <eleaticus@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> > > A cult Relativitist, F. Ungus,
> > > Was called by straight thinkers, D. Ungous.
> > > And his bowels all said
> > > Regarding his head,
> > > We're full 'cause the damn thing's among us!
> >
> > Stick to physics, your poetry is even worse.
>
> My first post anywhere!
>
> Elasticus has posted limericks elsewhere. The one above was adopted from
the
> last three:
>
> > A devoted old Bushie, F. Ungus,
> > Was called by the townsmen, D. Ungous,
> > And his bowels all said,
> > Regarding his head,
> > We're full 'cause the damn thing's among us.
> > ----------------------------------------------
> > Give 'clerk' the English twist:
> >
> > The Bureau's the best place to clerk in
> > For folks who like to go sharkin'.
> > The records there show
> > The places to go:
> > Haliburton and ENRON and Harken.
>
> > Questions 'bout Iraq make Dumbya feel harassed,
> > But the slime that he is, not embarassed.
> > Iraqi children, he said,
> > Are better off dead.
> > Brit intel and ours say they're terr'ists.
>
> And somewhere on the Internet there are two he wrote supposedly fifty
years
> ago. Naughty ones.
>
> Sadie Sanger
>
> > Martin Hogbin
>
>