Re: VOTE! - Usenet Kook Awards, October 2004

From: caryrjr (caryrjr_at_gmail.com)
Date: 11/01/04 

Date: Mon, 1 Nov 2004 04:47:51 -0500

"Peter J Ross" <gadfly@NOSPAMmeow.org> wrote in message
news:slrncobssb.8tm.gadfly@nntp.petitmorte.net...
> [crossposted to some relevant groups]
>
> On Monday 01 November, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote in
> alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2004 Usenet Kook
>> awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>> Wrangler's discretion if:
>
>> * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
>> * you attempt to vote twice
>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet
>> * you vote for or against yourself
>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>> * you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the
>> ballot
>> * you are a notorious fuckwit
>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>> until 12:00 noon GMT on November 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
>> next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
>> See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice to newbies:
>> <http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/voting.html>
>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one candidate or for "none of the above".)
>>
>> George Hammond
>> John Lucas
>> Linda Gore
>> none of the above

Johnny Kookass

>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one candidate or for "none of the above".)
>>
>> Jon Barry, alias Maak
>> Razzor3k
>> none of the above
>

abstain

>
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one candidate or for "none of the above".)
>>
>> Albert Silverman
>> Chuck Lysaght
>> Lady Motown
>> Raymond Karczewski
>> The Sniggler, alias Trollzilla
>> none of the above
>

Shady Mootown

>
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>>
>> Lover of SB16's FM Synth
>
>
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>>
>> Strider
>

Yes

>
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>>
>> Johnny Wizard, alias King of Earth
>

Yes

>
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one candidate or for "none of the above".)
>>
>> Kenneth R Pangborn
>> Professeur von TwoSteps
>> The Sniggler, alias Trollzilla
>> none of the above
>

The Sniggler

>
>> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>> (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>>
>> Chuck Lysaght
>

Yes

>
>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>> (Vote for one candidate or for "none of the above".)
>>
>> Lynne Lyons, alias Hoofprints
>> Pietro Sommavilla
>> none of the above
>
>

Poetro Sommavilla

>> TAR & FEATHERS
>> (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>>
>> Russell B Waters
>

Yes

>
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>>
>> Lynne Lyons, alias Hoofprints
>
>

Yes

>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> (Vote for one candidate.)
>>
>> Joseph Bartlo
>> Russell B Waters
>

Barflo

>
>> SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>> (Vote for one candidate.)
>>
>> Alexa Cameron
>> Raymond Karczewski
>

Alexa Cameron

>
>> KOOK KARD DECK SEVEN OF DIAMONDS
>> (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>>
>> Lynne Lyons, aka Hoofprints
>

Yes

>
>> KOOK KARD DECK SEVEN OF CLUBS
>> (Vote "yes" or "no".)
>>
>> Russell B Waters
>

Yes

>
> --
> PJR :-)
> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
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