Re: GOD=G_uv GOD FOR DUMMYS

From: Eros (eros_talk_origins_at_hotmail.com)
Date: 12/01/04 

Date: Wed, 1 Dec 2004 23:41:38 +0000 (UTC)

"George Hammond" <nowhere@nomailspam.net> wrote in message news:<5knrd.310$Va5.216@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net>...
> "Eros" <eros_talk_origins@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > TMG <TMG@Nowhere.org> wrote in message
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> > > Eros wrote:
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>
> <snip>
>
> > Thanks for that little trip down memory lane, TMG. I particularly
> > liked this bit;-
> >
> > [Hammond]
> > "I can assure you.. in 15years of nonstop insanity and mental research
> > involving every kind of bizarre and nightmarish mental phenomena there
> > is.. I have failed absolutely.. to EVER.. detect any kind of evidence
> > for supernatural contact or divine intervention. Every phenomena
> > turns out to have a rational explanation within our current
> > understanding of reality.. or it may be extrapolated to provide all
> > assurance that it CAN be rationally explained."
>
> [Hammond]
> Let me add..... that the ONLY EXISTING "rational
> scientific explanation of God" is in fact Hammond's
> SPOG.... which proves that God=G_uv.

So, what you are saying George, is that your SPOG is the result of 15
years of nonstop insanity, including every kind of bizarre and
nightmarish mental phenomena there is, correct?

> There is no "rational literal" explanation of God to
> be found in the Bible... other than a single obscure remark
> by Jesus in John 4:24:
>
> "God is a spirit"
> (Jesus of Nazareth, Jn 4:24 KJV)
>
> A "spirit" as any dictionary will tell you is a
> "mental phenomenon". Here Jesus, in a RARE
> non-parabolic, literal statement, geives us a
> simple technical explanation of God.

And your reason for thinking that this particular statement of Jesus
is literal is what exactly?

> Otherwise, the Bible is entirely a "parabolic and metaphorical"
> description of God.

Boy, the YECs are gonna just love you! I hope you're not planning on
getting any support from them for this nutty hypothesis of yours,
George.

> Some of these metaphors can be
> deciphered by amateurs, many however require
> a great deal of human experience to decipher.
> For instance when Jesus (master of the parabolic
> method) says:
>
> "God is like a pearl of great price"
>
> you have to know why women wear pearls, second
> only to diamonds, as the world's number one jewlery.
>
> Pearls are round and shiny with a surface like cream
> cheese. Beautiful women have complexions of that
> type.. and are universally adored and envied because
> of it. This is of course due to "extravagently high
> growth" (poorly grown people have bad complexions
> and suffer painful self consciousness over it).
> Since as the SPOG proves, "growth explains God"...
> we see why Jesus said "God is like a pearl of great price".
> Now you can't convince an AMATEUR of that...
> he doesn't have enough worldly experience to know
> why women wear pearls. But to people over 50
> or 60, who know damn well why women wear pearls,
> the Bible has a great wealth of meaning as an
> authoritative description of God.

Ummm... sure George, sure.

> Fortunately, there is now a royal road to learning
> what God is.... you don't need a lifetime of experience,
> you need only a smattering of scientific ability...

As you have, obviously.

> and that is the SPOG. Once you understand the
> SPOG explanation of God.... then you can sit
> back and read the Bible like a dimestore novel.

Actually you can do that now, it's very entertaining... more sex than
'Sex In The City' and more gratuitous violence than 'Reservoir Dogs'.

> or sit back and watch those preacherws on t.v.
> acting like nightclub comedians telling their
> oh so clever and amusing stories about "God".

Yes, they're a riot, aren't they... a bit like you, George.

BTW, Heard from Dumbski yet?

EROS.
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"Along the way of course, I have first hand plumbed the entire depth
of mental illness first hand... drugs (Haldol, Prolixen, Thorazine,
been in 4-point restraints, padded cells, seen dozens of psychiatrists
etc. etc. All I ever told them was the truth... that I was a
physicist investigating mental illness and that I had discovered the
Structural Model and the Scientific proof of God... and every time
they would say, .. yes, yes Mr. Hammond, we think you need some rest
and some more drugs.. and we are going to put you in a halfway house."
-- George Hammond. Re: The first 2 pages of my book,
(Alt.philosophy.debate, Alt.philosophy, Alt.sci.physics.new-theories,
09/19/2000)