Re: Phase One for Contact

From: Greysky (greyskynospam_at_sbcglobal.net)
Date: 12/30/04 

Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 11:01:52 GMT

----- Original Message -----
From: "nightbat" <nightbat@home.ffni.com>
Newsgroups:
alt.astronomy,alt.sci.physics.new-theories,sci.physics,sci.physics.relativity
Sent: Thursday, December 30, 2004 1:44 AM
Subject: Re: Phase One for Contact

> nightbat wrote
>
>
> nightbat
>
> Wait a minute Greysky, I had thought you would be in Las Vegas
> by now living it up with the Sony folks as they wined and dined you for
> the Vicki like simultaneous multi feed logic handling quantum computer.

Yes, negotiations went well. Five days of experiencing the inscrutable
oriental mind has left me in a dazed state, and glad to be back home to my
Lab. I will license the application of the art to digital inter-crystal
information transmission, and perhaps the first payment will allow me to
complete a 7th generation prototype comm. device.

> Yes, cosmic Darla has now instituted phase one, with the Commander's
> approval, of first protocol for Official contact. All potential star
> ship science Officer candidates are duly advised to be ready to welcome
> the star folks to planet Earth and to be ready to assist and carry out
> their nominated and appointed responsibilities. The first gift invention
> proposal of far advanced net communicating star folks ( D.R.I.L.L. ) is
> duly acknowledged and welcomed.

I hope our far advanced government 'skunkworks' types are taking the DRILL
seriously. This device has the potential to become a physical space
transport, as well as a hole to peek through.

Greyky

>
> And yes, please be on your best behaviors as they make their final
> Official phase approach to Earth humankind. History is in the making as
> we here in these science newsgroups are potentially some of the first to
> know and to receive our cosmic space travelers.
>
> Bert, as our all around star ship science Officer elect please contain
> your understood enthusiasm for meeting Darla and honorable star crew,
> and please keep all Earth pets (moby) secured until decontamination
> procedures are carried out for the safety of all concerned. Officer
> Greysky remember as our Earth FTL Comm. expert, please stow any thoughts
> of getting initially high on celebratory alcohol drink until the
> incoming Star folks are accorded full honorary diplomatic and military
> honors reception.
>
>
> the nightbat
>

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