Re: Understanding SR - simultaneity


"Sue..." <suzysewnshow@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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| The Sorcerer wrote:
| > "Sue..." <suzysewnshow@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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| > | Nicolaaas Vroom wrote:
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| > Wow... so many people who write snip.
| > It sure is a mighty powerful and convincing magic word.
| > Let me try it.
| > snip
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| "nothing happens here"
| You are carrying:
| a lantern
| a dull sword
| a blue print for disappearing :o)
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| <<Researchers have a blueprint for one like Harry Potter's
| Houston Chronicle, United States - 5 hours ago
| ... it invisible. "Is it science fiction? Well, it's theory and that
| already is not science fiction. It's theoretically possible to do all
| these Harry Potter things >>
| http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=&q=invisible+potter&btnG=Search+News
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| Sue...

Of course. Harry Potter is a wizard. We wizards never attempt impossible
magic, we leave that to muggles.
Why, wizards have already recreated the queen's magic mirror.
Queenie:
"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall,
Who's the fairest of them all?"

The Mirror replies (in Stephen Hawking's voice)
"Snow White, you ugly old bat!"
and it whips up a view from a web cam looking into a little house
deep in the forest to find Snow White in bed getting seven times
more *** than Queenie ever got.
Einstein was better than Houdini, but he was still a muggle.
He almost succeeded in making the speed of light invisible,
but wizards can see through his trick. Muggles can't.
Androcles -- Great Sorcerer of Usenet, Headmaster of hogwarts.physics.




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