Re: Your own personal black hole?


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In sci.physics.relativity, RichD
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on 27 Jan 2007 15:25:21 -0800
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I was wondering if it would be possible to have your own black hole.
A mini-hole, about marble size, inside an aquarium type enclosure.
Held in place by magnetic fields (you need a hole with a magnetic
dipole). That would be pretty cool, don't you think? If you can have
a pet rock, why not a pet black hole -

Anyway, what would it look like? If you waliked around the cage,
what would you see, a black spot at the center? It would be tricky
measuring the size, as you can't get a measuring rod near it, and
it doesn't reflect much light.

Froam a practical standpoint, it would solve all waste disposal
problems... the ultimate trash compactor...

Course there would be endless legal hassles, with all the nanny
state cops and lawyers regulating the *** out of everything -
we have to think of THE CHILDREN! "No, Johnny, how many
times have I told you, don't stick your finger in there..."

--
Riich


If one assumes a black hole

then one must also assume a bright green flying elephant
would use it as a nesting site and the men in white coats are
coming to take you away.

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The original poster assumed a black hole; therefore so do
I, for the sake of this argument. However, black holes
have not been proven, and will never be proven; the best
we can do is observe certain phenomena consistent with
our theories thereof. Basically, we can see

- gravitational lensing from something bending light around it

Bright green flying elephants bend light.

- hot X-rays from gases being heated as they swirl around something

Bright green flying elephants enjoy hot x-rays to clean off the fleas.

- maybe radiation from plumes of materials jetting out

Since when was a maybe evidence of a bright green flying elephant?

- intense gamma ray and neutrino bursts (more precisely, light flashes
in a detector tank consistent with neutrinos passing through)

Elephant's farts.


These are not black holes, but observable items hypothesized to
be associated therewith.

Yeah, well, I hypothesize bright green flying elephants which
are more plausible than holes in nothing.


That bright green flying elephant may very well be a hypothesis that
works better.
In any event, I assume the Schwarzchild radius because
others assume it. If you do not...then fine, you do not.

How many bright green flying elephants do dance on
the head of a pin if the wing radius has the Manhattan metric
and the men in white coats are coming to take you away?

Why does wrapping nonsense in mathematical terminology
somehow make it sane? There are REAL mysteries like
quasars to solve and you fuckheads have to invent holes
in nothing and call it science. It's fuckin' GIGO. If you want
to fool with math then learn the subject first and take it
to sci.math or alt.math.
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