Re: Three Time Puzzles



On Sep 30, 6:20 pm, "Androcles" <Engin...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
"John Jones" <jonescard...@xxxxxxx> wrote in message

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: On Sep 30, 8:37?am, "Androcles" <Engin...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
: > "John Jones" <jonescard...@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
: >
: >news:1191104321.443274.19990@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
: > : If it takes forty minutes to bake a cake, how long is forty minutes?
: >
: > 9 inches.
: >
: > :
: > : There is no separation in time between the egg and the chicken. The
: > : only separation is the events we push between them!
: > :
: > : If the future is always in front, why is it always the last to arrive?
: >
: > I found my wallet in the last place I looked. For some reason
: > everything I seek is in the last place I look.
:
: You wouldn't carry on looking for it if you had found it.

Clap-clap-clap. Applause please, Jones figured it out. There's a lot
Jones' in Cardiff, do they call you Jones the Fool there, or just Taffy?

: That doesn't
: mean that the last place you looked came after or before all the other
: places you looked.

I didn't look in Wales, the last place I looked was beside the potty,
it had fallen out of my back pocket when I took a dump.

Well now I've caught you out because in Wales we don't use toilets.

.



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