Re: An interesting ''relativity" statement




"Black Eyed Susan" <blackeyedsusan@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:20090324193620.164$d4@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
George Hammond <Nowhere1@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On 24 Mar 2009 17:34:28 GMT, danfromboston2@xxxxxxxxx(Dan
From Boston) wrote:

My wife works in a large office building with a security guard near the
door. He has had the hots for her for a long time.

Recently, when my wife entered the building, the guard sidled up to her
and whispered, "The sun is getting closer to the universe."

I wondered if this man could be George Hammond (or Androcoles or Pentcho
or any number of others).

[Hammond]
How cum I'm first on the list for chrissakes?

Because you're the top kook in a newsgroup made up almost entirely of
kooks, asswipe.

And you are the top arsewipe in a newsgroup made up almost entirely of
arsewipes, kook.

Change your name again, I've got plenty of room for my kill file.

*plonk*

Do not reply to this generic message, it was automatically generated;
you have been kill-filed, either for being boringly stupid, repetitive,
unfunny, ineducable, repeatedly posting politics, religion or off-topic
subjects to a sci. newsgroup, attempting free advertising or because
you are a troll; any reply will go unread.

Boringly stupid is the most common cause of kill-filing, but because
this message is generic the other reasons have been included. You are
left to decide which is most applicable to you.

There is no appeal, I have despotic power over whom I will electronically
admit into my home and you do not qualify as a reasonable person I would
wish to converse with or even poke fun at.

This should not trouble you, many of those plonked find it a blessing
that they are not required to think and can persist in their bigotry
or crackpot theories without challenge.

You have the right to free speech, I have the right not to listen. The
kill-file will be cleared annually with spring cleaning or whenever I
purchase a new computer or hard drive.

I hope you find this explanation is satisfactory but even if you don't,
damnly my frank, I don't give a dear. Have a nice day.


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