Re: A Multi-Disciplinary Effort: Re: *** Hilal (Crescent Moon) Sighting: Eve Thu//Fri 17/18 Jun 2004 (late) ***

From: Uncle Al (UncleAl0_at_hate.spam.net)
Date: 06/22/04 

Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 07:19:48 -0700

"Dr. Mohib. N. Durrani" wrote:
>
> Hello all,
>
> Follow-ups: sci.astro.amateur
>
> The sighting of the Hilal (Crescent Moon) involves many disciplines in
> addition to plain astronomy.
[snip]

Hey, schmuck: Americans walked all over your demigod, naming
themselves after the Greek god Apollo. The face of your god is poxy
with corrigated footprints. Each Apollo landing also left behind an
optical corner cube retroreflective array for lunar laser ranging,

<http://www.npl.washington.edu/eotwash/pdf/prl83-3585.pdf>
http://arXiv.org/abs/gr-qc/0301024
 Nordtvedt Effect

They also left behind the landing stage of each lunar module, plus one
automobile without a parking permit. Why don't you try collecting the
fines, jackass?

Baying at at the moon doesn't make you a wolf. The best your head god
could do was impose a lunar calendar with its whole leap months and
woeful inaccuracy as tidal friction progressively increases the moon's
radius of orbit. That is pathetic. Even the Maya did better - and
they were fond of running a thorn-studded string through their slit
tongues to propitiate their gods.

The cult of Yahweh exults in loud ignorance. It utterly adores those
who destroy knowledge in trade for blood. What goes around comes
around. One one MX/Peacekeeper MIRV launch deploys 10 W87 nuclear
warheads of 300 kilotons each. (Hiroshima was about 13 kt). Uncle Al
proposes thermonuclear ablation and vitrification of the Kaaba in
Mecca. If you want to reason with a mule you begin by getting its
attention.

The the other nine warheads target the remaining nine largest cities
in Arabia.

     Cairo, Egypt 7,764,700
     Tehran, Iran 7,722,900
     Baghdad, Iraq 4,948,300
     Riyadh, Saudi Arabia 3,627,700
     Jiddah, Saudi Arabia 2,674,000
     Mashhad, Iran 2,040,700
     Aleppo (Halab), Syria 1,891,900
     Damascus, Syria 1,803,700
     Sana'a, Yemen 1,653,300
     ================================
     Wake up call 34,127,200

There will be extra credit for crunching nearby urban areas. Cairo is
big, but urban Cairo is much bigger: 15,546,100 sacrificial lambs.
Diplomacy will proceed at its usual sluggish pace after the rules of
engagement are thereby established.

Yahweh demands blood. We'll sate His appetite until He pukes. It
will overall cost less than one year of Project Head Start - and we'll
have fewer niggers at the end, not more. 

-- 
Uncle Al
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