Re: A CLIMATE-DESTABILIZATION COMPENDIUM

From: charliew2 (charliew2_at_ev1.net)
Date: 08/16/04 

Date: Mon, 16 Aug 2004 12:42:02 -0500

Lloyd Parker wrote:
> In article <119gh053pqeaciq0knqqkanjlr1adfedeg@4ax.com>,
> Psalm 110 <ScienceCop@HighCommand.org> wrote:
>> On Mon, 9 Aug 2004 20:14:03 -0500, "Loopy" <poingers@invalid.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> Two statesticians go duck hunting. A duck flies by. They both shoot.
>> One shoot a foot ahead of the bird, the other a foot behind it. One
>> turns to the other and says "On average we got it."
>
> I like the one where you stick one hand on boiling water and the
> other in freezing water and on average, you're comfortable.

THAT's exactly why a standard deviation (or variance) number is included
with the average.

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