Re: BIG 3 CATCH HEAT OVER MERCURY

From: hanson (hanson_at_quick.net)
Date: 09/13/04 

Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 17:33:29 GMT

AHAHAHAHA.......ahahahaha......AHAHAHAHA......
this is SUPERB!...........ahahahaha..........AHAHAHAHA........

"Dirk Bruere at Neopax" <dirk@neopax.com>
a new political star rising in Great Britain expressed his political
platform with/in classical, dry English humor when he wrote in
news:2qkc9gF10hn0eU1@uni-berlin.de...
> hanson wrote:
> > Don't scare me now with that you agree with the notion
> > what the green bible promulgates, which indoctrinates and
> > teaches that
> > = "I got the impression that instead of going out to shoot birds,
> > = I should go out and shoot the kids who shoot birds."
> > = -- Paul Watson, founder of Greenpeace and Sea Shepherd
>
[Dirk]
> But I do agree with it...
>
[hanson]
So, you feel that enviro misanthropy driven to the extreme
by killing your neighbors' children is justified if the kids kill
a bird. I take it that you have no children of your own and
that you are you living in a neighborhood filled with barren
old spinsters.........right?.........ahahahahaha...AHAHAHA...

[hanson]
> > How did your election go?
>
[Dirk]
> Slightly worse than I expected.
> I was expecting about 2%, but got less than one.
> However, I made some *major* mistakes which were
> only apparent with hindsight. For example, calculate how
> long it takes and how far one must walk to deliver
> 2000 leaflets to homes...
> Next year I think I will probably get around 4%, and the
> year after I'll double that again.
> The number of lessons learned, and hence changes
> in approach, totals 22
> Dirk
> The Consensus:- The political party for the new millenium
> http://www.theconsensus.org
>
[hanson]
Well, here are some suggestions to assure your political rise:
#1 lesson: Fire your current campaign manager.
#2 lesson: It's doubtful that you'll get ever >1% of votes if
your Consensus Party Platform ONLY advocates to agree that
killing the children of your constituents over sacking a bird is a
good thing. == That's simply not radical enough, Dirk. ==
#3 lesson:
Change the name of your party to "Enviro Consensus party",
for short the "Enviro Cons".....and then loudly advocate that your
goal is not only the execution of a Final Solution for all the children
who kill birds but, that in concert with this you'll see to it that:
= "We in the Green movement, aspire to a cultural model
= in which the killing of a forest will be considered more
= contemptible and more criminal than the sale of 6-year-old
= children to Asian brothels."

The up shot of this strategy will be that you WILL stand out
from the crowd of running politicians.......a little bit like a neo-
bright-green Hitler....and you'll get a whole new set of perverts
to side with you, besides the 1% of dedicated green aberrants
whom you have already corralled. --- The Hitler mystique and
the promise of Asian Brothels in a green forest will undoubtedly
broaden your voter appeal and raise your vote-take to your
projected level of 4%. -- Then with you cunningly operating
these ENVIRONMENTAL BROTHELS and your party organizing
environmental death squads shoot the kids who kill birds there
will be no stopping you. You will have assured your rise to PM
of Great Britain within a decade. ........AHAHAHAHAahaha....

As far as the financing goes, no problem! Internationally, there
are millions of enablers and facilitators out there, for this....
across the globe. They are known as "the little green idiots",
who are all just waiting to give you their last dime to achieve
your = their noble quest. --- Caveat, you may wanna change
the name of the "little green idiots" to something more appealing
like green Johns, or enviro pervs.

Then there is of course the other alternative in your quest
for public stardom and for making a fat buck:..........
...apply for a leadership position at/in/with Greenpeace and/or
Sea Shepherd. Much more money in that game! Again most of
it is financed by regular donations/contributions of the myriads
of little green idiots who are enabling, facilitating and promoting
the notion of Paul Watson, that
= "I got the impression that instead of going out to shoot birds,
= I should go out and shoot the kids who shoot birds."
= -- Paul Watson, founder of Greenpeace and Sea Shepherd

Cash in on the deal, Dirk!......ahahahaha.....AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for all the laughs prompted by your post......ahahaha..
Great fun...a bit macabre...but never the less: AHAHAHAHAHA.
Take care, dude,
ahahaha......ahahahanson

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