Re: Hoping for a good show.

From: Kadaitcha Man (nospam_at_rainx.cjb.net)
Date: 09/19/04 

Date: Sun, 19 Sep 2004 22:47:13 +0545

Jeff Relf, the bowlegged, mutagenic freakface, and ale taster, huddled:

> 'Sup, dude Rex Ballard,
>
> ya' wrote: <<
>
> ...standards are established by groups representin' industry vendors,
> corporate consumers,
> and oders who invest in long-term management uh informashun. Slap mah fro!
>>>
>
> Sucka's wants' t' run MS Office
> and all de oda' billions uh dollars word uh software and hardware dat
> target only de Windows _ Standard _.
>
> > Governments, uh all people, kin certainly afford such some " Luxury "...
>
> As Ah' witnessed at de fuckin' welfare agency ( WA's DSHS ).
>
> It duz no baaaad t' argue which standard be " betta' "... e. What it is,
> Mama!g. TCP/IP vs. You de man! MS Office. What it is, Mama!
>
> Dat's sort'as comparin' apples and oranges. You de man!
>
> Ah' loaded Win XP Service Pack 2 some while back,
> and it harmed nodin'.
>
> Ah' use Visual Studio 2003 and gots' some broadband connecshun. Slap mah
> fro!
>
> Ah' know mah' Win XP box inside and out,
> and Ah' neva' gots' any problems wid spam o' viruses. You de man!
>
> I'se usin' some valid e-mail address t' post dis,
> Usenet_2_@JeffRelf.Cotse. What it is, Mama!NET,
> and de muda-fuckin' _ Only _ spam Ah' git be fum some dat slow mo-fo
> zealot
> who e-mails me de damn same " Microsoft Update " every God-Damned
> day... along wid an occasional HTML-only message dat pretends t' be "
> bounced mail ". ( Fum anoda' dat slow mo-fo zealot, no doubt, aimin' at
> Outlook )
>
> De HTML-only message automatically hits mah' bit-bucket
> fasta' dan greased lightin'.
>
> De dat slow mo-fo Zealot's spam gives me some chuckle every time Ah' see
> it,
> so's Ah' allow part uh it frough...
>
> As it reminds me uh dat old Korean pilot who would fly his rickety old
> plane at de fuckin' same time every day t' bomb de M.A.S.H. guys. You de
> man!
>
> Hawkeye and de muda-fuckin' crew wuz always dere waitin', hooch in hand,
> wid big-ass targets drawn. Slap mah fro!..
>
> Hopin' for some baaaad show.
>
> Neva' in mah' life gots' Ah' run anti-virus software. What it is, Mama!
>
> Removin' Norton Anti-virus wuz de fust wahtahmellun Ah' did afta' buyin'
> mah' HP Presario at Office Depot.
>
> Moz FireFox 1.0 be light-years ahead uh IE6,
> and Ah' use mah' own hand-rolled newsreader, along wid Microsoft Word
> 2000... not Outlook.
>
> For composin' e-mails and such, I'll eventually replace Word wid mah'
> own code. What it is, Mama!
>
> But dat slow mo-fo won't run de warez Ah' write. What it is, Mama!..
>
> A'cuz Ah' wants' it t' reach _ De Masses _...
>
> And millions uh versions uh Linuxes can't do dat.
>
> Capisce ?

Testing 123. 

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