Re: Basic Acoustic Derivation/Proof Needed

From: Porky (noham_at_nospam.com)
Date: 10/07/04 

Date: Thu, 7 Oct 2004 04:24:58 -0500

"The Ghost" <the_ghostbuster@netzero.com> wrote in message
news:b5fb78ba.0410061712.60950913@posting.google.com...
> "Porky" <noham@nospam.com> wrote in message news:<NIP8d.267327$%> doesn't
>
>
> > An elephant fart may exceed 90 dB SPL at ten feet,
>
> I would guess that you reached that conclusion from personal
> experience and that it is based on numerous observations.
>

   Not bad, for an amateur, but in actuality I read it in National
Geographic, while in the midst of looking for pictures of topless native
women, back when I was a kid.

> > and the elephant's
> > anus is smaller in diameter than an eight inch woofer.
>
> I wouldn't be surprised if the diameter of an elephant's anus is about
> the same diameter as your mouth. Furthermore, it would seem that
> diameter isn't the only thing that your mouth and an elephant's anus
> have in common.

   Ah, you're improving, that one was pretty good, and from the character
and quality of your posts, I deduce that your mouth and a male bovine's anus
have much in common as well. Both produce pure bull***.

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