Re: Six Sigma

From: Ken Muldrew (kmuldrezw_at_ucalgazry.ca)
Date: 10/13/04 

Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 19:59:06 GMT

glhansen@steel.ucs.indiana.edu (Gregory L. Hansen) wrote:

> I
>could always just read about it and learn how to draw the right graphs and
>rattle off definitions of all the right acronyms, but HR likes
>documentation. But I think it's also a way of saying "Experience in
>related industry required."

So all you have to do is read about it and learn how to draw the right
graphs, spew jargon, etc., then create a website and offer to teach it
(handing out certificates to all those whom you have trained), and
give yourself some documentation. Hey, if your certification comes
from a training institute with a web page, it has to be legitimate,
right?

Ken Muldrew
kmuldrezw@ucalgazry.ca
(remove all letters after y in the alphabet)

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