Re: Buystation.com - your electronics Store
From: nightbat (nightbat_at_home.ffni.com)
Date: 11/29/04
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Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 06:33:21 -0500
nightbat wrote
user wrote:
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> Buystation.com - Your Electronics Store
> www.buystation.com
Snip long equipment list
nightbat
User you left out the most important piece of equipment the
remarkable pocket UFO detector. Those regular Earth Tesla based
electronic toys are nice but this is primary alt.astronomy and only
other relative science newsgroups where keeping forefront track of all
physics related science, theories, and info updates, astro stars and
space body locations, including unofficial contact visiting aliens, is
paramount. Darla and the Commander don't communicate via regular palm
pilot for you normally need transmitting or receiving Earth AOL
accelerated and advanced Web TV or Greysky's FTL ethernet computer
connection that they can breach and converse freely on. Aliens aren't
stupid by nature and they know those regular dialup net service or over
minute plan cell phone charges can add up mighty fast. Talk about out of
service area roaming charges, when you're a few light years away and
trying to reach nightbat the bill would be out of this world. Please,
help them help us, a mini wireless ethernet connecting Palm/PC lap pad
or pocket Web TV workpad with built in long long extra long distance
buffers and signal amps, extra long life battery and day solar powered
panel including multi language conversion ability would be invaluable.
Should have multi band popup mini satellite receiving dish and Earth
ground chart built in pager and instant galactic grid or star system
locator. Include feature must have super fast intergalactic ethernet
service wireless connection ability with no prime time limiting
unlimited anytime talk minutes plans. This so per Mr. Bohne Sirius
originating star system Mermaid stunning exotic beauty Darla and alien
crew can reach us anytime of the day or night whatever outer cosmic
stream cloud they may be passing or jumping through. And also so galaxy
guarding crew members left behind on alien space hidden station moon of
Jupiter per Greysky can also anytime quickly reach us.
End of Transmission
the nightbat
Post Note:
AOL is a registered trademark of AOL
Web TV is a registered trademark of Turner started Web TV
Pocket UFO Detector is a copyright of net link pocket UFO detector
Palm Pilot/PC is a registered trademark of various Companies
Tesla is the 1st US Patented radio in general Mars direction at the time
alien claimed contacting electronic 1st radio telescope guy who started
it all
Lap pad/Workpad is a registered trademark of various Companies
Ethernet is a registered trademark of former Vice and one time President
running Gore maybe
Charles D. Bohne profound alien and science researcher and net info
analyst
Greysky's FTL gizmo is a pending trademark copyright of Greysky
Darla and alien crew are way outer space responsible for themselves
Humble nightbat is responsible for the rest
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