Re: Homosexual Marriage? It's an Obscene Joke

From: Bob Schmall (rschmall_at_wi.rr.com)
Date: 12/18/04 

Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 15:21:16 GMT

"Ken S. Tucker" <dynamics@vianet.on.ca> wrote in message
news:1103331456.795979.51620@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Thanks Bob, here's the question...
> You are the Justice of the Peace, and a pair of hemaphrodites
> show up to be married. It is you're duty to protect society
> from homo marriage, so you feel their genitals, and find them to
> be the same, then you need to decide, did you find,
>
> 1) A guy with a small dink and a girl with a big ***?
>
> 2) 2 girls with big clits?
>
> 3) 2 guys with small dinks?
>
> I guess you could say, "I pronouce you Man and the other
> one Wife".
>
> It would be easier in any case to pass a law requiring one
> of folks needs to wear pants and the other a dress.
> Although a pair of bikers who just discovered "male bonding",
> might not be the prettiest picture.
> What would Ayn Rand suggest?
> Ken

If I were the JP, I'd accept what was written on a legal marriage license,
which is what society expects of me.

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