Re: Aliens Are A LOT Less Terrifying Than the US Military Re: Breaking News! UFO Sighted over Washington,DC!

From: Little Meow (meow_at_meow.meow)
Date: 02/22/05 

Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 04:09:19 GMT

fresh wrote:

> On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 01:49:25 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>
>>fresh wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 01:27:54 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>
>>>>fresh wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:04:20 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
>>>>> <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 13:52:37 -0800, "Ugly Bob"
>>>>>><ugly_bob42@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>>>>>><GKCdnT8Tx6S0xYffRVn-hA@comcast.com>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Art Deco" <art_deco@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:210220050807507178%art_deco@127.0.0.1...
>>>>>>>> fresh <sqeek@squawk.ppp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 12:51:49 -0700, Phoenix
>>>>>>>>> <rbwaters@databasix.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'd rather go live with grey aliens than to live on this death
>>>>>>>>> infested slave planet
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Will you be taking Chuckweasel or Pietro with you, Alexa?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And if so, in what form?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Chuckweasel would easily fit on a mini-cd, and VirusPie could be
>>>>>>replaced by a head of iceberg lettuce.
>>>>>
>>>>> why would anyone want to take an earthly partner with them when the
>>>>> trappings of earth are so mundane?
>>>>
>>>>The Grey's obsession with anal probe fetishes make them inadequate
>>>>lovers. Take someone whose needs and desires complement your own.
>>>
>>> I don't plan on re-attaining a human sexually reproductive body,
>>> thanks anyway.
>>The aliens may not have any use for you if you don't provide them
>>with breeding stock.
>
> The aliens don't want human beings to proliferate anywhere, dumbass.
What about the homo sapien exhibit at their museum of natural history,
cornhole?

>>
>>>
>>> I don't desire that.
>>
>>It's not about desire, it's about basic biological need.
>
> No one needs to *** in order to survive. In fact, it's a burden.
I'm not referring mere copulation, I speak of making sweet love.
I'm not talking about sweaty, squirty, screamy, squirmies, but about
long walks around the saucer by candlelight with Sinatra singing
"scooby dooby doo" and champagne bubbles tickling the nose.

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