Proof that girls are evil (was Understanding Roman Catholicism)

From: Rev Dr *** Foot (customer.service_at_broomleigh.org.uk)
Date: 02/02/05


Date: 2 Feb 2005 15:59:51 -0600


"Dirk Van de moortel" <dirkvandemoortel@ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com>
wrote:

> http://users.pandora.be/vdmoortel/dirk/Physics/Fumbles/Androrgasm.html

A helpful insight into the mind, to the extent that he has one, of
Basildon Man.

Reminds me to share the proof that girls are evil. Girls require time
and money:

girls = time x money

but time = money

so girls = money x money

The Bible says money is the root of evil

So, money = sqrt(evil)

=> money x money = evil

=> evil = money x money = girls.

=> girls = evil. QED.

-- 
Rev Dr Pastor *** F Foot BA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zurich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.church.broomleigh.org/
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