Re: Men on the moon?

From: Mark Fergerson (nunya_at_biz.ness)
Date: 02/07/05 

Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:19:11 -0700

tj Frazir wrote:
> The natives carved me out a 20 footer.
> 150 pound board.
> But bigffoot hide from me because Im 8 foot tall and around 550
> pounds.
> I sink two normal boards.
> Im not fat ,,Im rock solid.
> I have a woorkout room arnold liked.
> 16 russians and 30 alaskans are allso 8 feet tall. 2 india , a few in
> china. was one in NYNY 50 years ago.
> Im a stockey one ..tall stockey biuld giant.
> Im a nice giant when IIm sleeping .
> I was the wrong color to be in a bar ,,but went anyway ,, in the dark
> corner sitting drinking people came in and threw things and said I was
> dog meat ,,they thought I was standing but I was sitting ,,I got up and
> knocked the bar down wall after wall. i toulk the place apart in 10
> mintues. I had a cross around my neck is what started it ,,at the
> cannal.
> usa east coast ,,I moved paul bunions anchore and carried 1800 pounds.
> I pulled a ussr torpedo out of its rack and smashed th captains head
> with it.

   Boy, you sure like to brag yourself up. I'm 6'0", 150 lbs, and can't
float in the Salton Sea. I just don't care about your tough talk because
you're dumber than that torpedo.

> I can walk past a sleeping dog .
> I can walk up and grab a squirel
> I can rip the hide off a brown beer.
> I can kill a deer in its sleep.

   Brag, brag, brag. Got a tiny ***, or what?

> i can start a fire with ice
> I start fires with ICE.

   Big deal. Making convex lenses out of ice barehanded is dead easy.

   Mark L. Fergerson