Re: Men on the moon?

From: Androcles (Androcles_at_)
Date: 02/07/05 

Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 23:07:53 GMT

"Mark Fergerson" <nunya@biz.ness> wrote in message
news:9RQNd.11658$6u.6279@fed1read02...
> tj Frazir wrote:
>> You are shifting your center of G and pushing the board over with
>> your
>> feet.
>
> No, not pushing it over anywhere. I push _down_ and take advantage
> of the buoyancy. You know about buoyancy, right?
>
>> When you ride a bike you steer with the seat and ballance with the
>> front wheel.
>
> Sigh. From surfboards to bicycles; anywhere but the original point.

Everyone except frazir the fakir knows the men on the moon are there to
mine green cheese.

Androcles.

>
> And BTW you don't know how to ride a bike; by your recommendations
> I'd never stay upright.
>
>> The front wheel will change the centrifical force of you going
>> foward
>> and you ballance your own fall.
>
> You don't have a clue. Ever actually ride a bike?
>
>> BUT standing on a board and not shifting any weght to pull the
>> board
>> under you ..
>> You sit on a 400 pound frige on the board so you cant shift your
>> wieght.
>> The 400 pound frige leans twrds the ship.
>> The instant it touches the ship the bottom moves away from the ship.
>> if you push off harder it will just slide out quicker.
>> Because the pivit point is lower and not center you must lift it
>> and push down on the ship.
>> You can lean over an push down on the ship.
>> but if you lean over and rest against the side your falling on your
>> face.
>
> Fridges on surfboards? That's gonna be a BIG board.
>
>> Now I trapped you.
>
> No you haven't. I still have direct personal experience under that
> pier, and all you have is ignorance and conspiracy theory bull***.
>
>> Side thrusters wount work.
>> push on the side at all and you fall on your face.
>
> You're full of ***. Go find a pier where surfers hang out between
> waves and watch.
>
>> Push down on the ship and you can stay leaning.
>
> You're as good at vector analysis as Don Shead.
>
>> Its still a stupid way to land.
>
> You're full of ***.
>
>> I saw it land and saw the rocket fire to the side and so did you.
>
> What side? Got film?
>
>> It wount work
>
> It did work. Get over the fact that you aren't the first to fail to
> comprehend some very simple dynamics. Get off your ass more often and
> let your body teach you.
>
> Mark L. Fergerson