Re: To Tom Nazi Potter
From: Tom Potter (tdp_at_earthlink.net)
Date: 03/01/05
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Date: 1 Mar 2005 07:08:17 GMT
"Knoppix User" <knoppix2OO4@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> THE FOLLOWING IS A PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT OF AN INTERCEPTED AND DECRYPTED
> ONE-WAY TRANSMISSION RELAYED FROM SAC-NORAD AT CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN TO THE
> WHITE HOUSE:(BEG. TRANSMISSION)
>
> My Dear George W.!---or should I call you POTUS? Or better still, shall I
> call you ZRggg'thl'ngh'aa, as I used to refer to you back in those
> cerulean-telium hazy days of our young reptilehood back on Neptune? At any
> rate, congratulations on the Election, and one thousand Weishauptian
> regrets for the tardy conveyance of my congratulations. I would have
> transmitted sooner, but I just back got in from the Deimos moon-base and
> you know how it is re-adjusting to Earth gravity. My hyper-baric chamber
> here in the Project Mandrake Level of Cheyenne Mountain is alright---it's
> got a nice steamy pool that reminds me of home---but I miss the roomy
> quarters, "human food" holding tanks, and flesh vats of Denver
> International Airport.
>
> Maybe I'll get back that way soon. Oh, and sorry we kept hush-hush about
> the Election results until the day after---we like 'em to be squeakers
> these days. Keeps the stupid humans at each other's throats and the boys
> back home love it. Hell, I bet if we moved up "Project Big Unveiling" to
> tomorrow, both the GOP and the Democrats would be all over each other to
> get our vote in time for the next elections.
>
> Stupid humans.
>
> Anyway, I wanted to write a quick note about David Icke's "The Biggest
> Secret: The Book that will Change the World". Talk about a goose walking
> over your grave---they never briefed me on this when I left Deimos. Hey,
> ever read Anne Rice's "Vampire Lestat", where the vampire guy is talking
> about how rattled his fellow vamps were at seeing "Interview with the
> Vampire" in print? That's how I felt when the USAF base commander showed
> me this thing Icke has written.
>
> Look, I know Headquarters is big into this "get it all out in the open"
> strategy these days---ya know, flood the zone with Bavarian Illuminati,
> Weishaupt, the Carlile Group, the Denver Airport and its "luggage conveyer
> belt" (even that gave me a giggle, I admit), the real builders of the
> Egyptian pyramids, the whole deal---it's the spaghetti effect, throw
> everything up on the wall and see what sticks. Information overload.
> Sensory overkill. When somebody pokes into the truth, the Public just
> assumes they're loopy. Aren't we calling it Project Art Bell these days?
> Brilliant, really classic.
>
> But now that I think about it, maybe dangerous. Icke's book lays it all
> out, George! Maybe I'm old fashioned, but is it really good having our
> whole New World Order game plan all over the Internet? I tell ya, it makes
> me long for the good old days of "you saw a weather balloon", Roswell
> denials, and our trusty little Men in Black. Things were so much simpler
> back in the fifties, when we let "Elvis" (good old Buba'buba'crkk'crkk---I
> saw him on leave at the Neptune station)ride shotgun on pop culture and
> the disgusting humans hadn't developed such a mental resistance to the
> Fluoride treatment.
>
> Listen, George, I'm gonna have to wrap this up soon; every time I get this
> detestably ugly human skin-suit, it always makes my scales break out in a
> nasty rash while I'm acclimating, and I can barely get my claws---I mean,
> "fingers"---to work on this human-sized keyboard. Ugh. The truth is, Icke
> makes me uneasy---ever see that flick "They Live"? Imagine what a small
> *army* of Rowdy Roddy Pipers could do to us (even though Piper was one of
> us---Ha!---the blind human fools!). I'm sure you get my drift.
>
> In summary, I think in my absence the grad-student wing of our Reptilian
> invasion vanguard has pushed it too far---the murals at DIA, the new "Star
> Wars" movies, the London Eye, cattle mutilations, Eminem's new CD---things
> are way out of control. The humans may be insects, George, but even an
> insect realizes when his wing is being pulled.
>
> For Cthulhu's sake, some of our fellow special ops are way too high
> profile: Babs Streisand and Michael Jackson are walking around in LA
> *without* their make-up, for Dagon's sake! Something has to be done, order
> has to be imposed. Michael Jackson actually *let* a film crew see him
> without a nose! Send someone in your wetworks division at the CIA to give
> *him* a good look at the man in the mirror, if you know what I mean.
>
> I guess in the final analysis Icke's book is the funniest thing since the
> "Nixon" (good old Bzzzzz'trat'trat'Ooble---how I miss him) presidency. Do
> you think any of the humans are onto the real kicker?---that Icke is one
> of us? He's being re-assigned to the Mars Genetic Research station, but
> the damage may already be done.
>
> Look, it boils down to this: put out a new Presidential Executive order.
> If we really *must* carve Masonic symbols into public buildings and put up
> murals that reveal through symbology all of our sinister plans---yeah, I
> know you guys think it's funny to rub it in the humans' sheeplike faces,
> but use a little restraint---we've got to be careful. From now on, put up
> our little "inside jokes" in public buildings that don't get a lot of
> scrutiny. Do it in public libraries, for instance---humans *never* go in
> there. Or maybe churches.
>
> Anyway, I'm off to a fine dinner of fricasseed lab-rat with a hardy
> helping of sauteed Earthling. I really hope this thing with Icke doesn't
> backfire, or it's my Dorsal Fin that's on the line. By the way, good job
> on bonding a little with "Hillary Clinton" (Ssszt'la-ik-blghhhh)---you
> guys actually seem collegal. I know you grew up on Mars and she grew up in
> the birthing vats of Venus, but remember: she's HQ's pick for 2008. Got
> it? You've got to get along. All my love and Hail Cthulhu!---Your Friend,
> High Lord Grag-Noth'll-zzzit. END TRANSMISSION
My plan is working!!!!
There is a fine line between genius and insanity,
and as everyone knows,
the people that instigate conflict and war for profit,
are 4.7 times smarter than
Blacks, Rednecks, Latinos, Wogs, Arabs, etc.
In other words, it doesn't take much of a push to
get them over the edge, and turn them into
harmless, raving, incoherent maniacs.
I suggest that the best strategy to prevent
the war-for-profit gang from instigating war,
is to render them incoherent,
so that they are unable to brainwash and con
us stupid and ignorant folks.
-- Tom Potter http://home.earthlink.net/~tdp http://photos.yahoo.com/tdp1001
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