Re: God is not happy

From: James (kibo_at_world.std.com)
Date: 03/28/05 

Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 13:20:13 -0500

In sci.physics, (kurtstocklmeir@netzero.com) wrote:
>
> It is not good to make God not happy. People pay for it with what they
> have.
>
> God wants people to be good and fair.

No I don't.

> God does not want dishonest police, judges and districts attorneys to
> abuse people.

Yes I do.

> God does not like not fair laws. God does not like dishonest jails.
> God does not like not fair punishment.

In which sense of the word "fair"?
  
> God does not like people to look the other way when they see bad people
> abusing people.

In which sense of the word "bad"?
  
> God will punish the whole groups if some of the groups is dishonest.

What if some of the groups have poor grammar?
  
> All the time God is hurting people, killing people and destroying
> people to create justice.

Not all the time. Sometimes there's something good on TV.

> I guess - all the time - for the U.S. - God is hurting people, killing
> people and destroying people - because police abuse people.

So your theory is that police are God? I hate to tell you this,
but I'm not a cop. I'm just God. Hope you're not disappointed.

> When people do not do some thing about dishonest police abusing people
> - God - extra - hurts people - kills people - destroys people.

Please tell us more about this "extra-hurting" of people. Is it
like the difference between "hot" and "extra-hot" taco sauce?
I've never understood why both have to exist when everyone knows
that if you want hot sauce, of course hotter is better.

> Curses make things fair. God creates curses when innocent people are
> abused. I guess a lot of times God lets the devil create curses
> against people to create justice.

Never mind that, go back to the extra-hurt sauce. Is the cap on
the bottle color-coded? And do they still sell that brand of salsa
that had the blue lid for "extra-mild" and tasted like Kool-Aid?

> There are a lot of curses that are creating justice.
>
> A big sin - a person sees a person abused by dishonest people and the
> person looks the other way. God gets extremely upset when people look
> the other way. They are guilty. They will pay for it.

I'll accept large or small bills.

> Good people need to tell people that they need to fight dishonest
> people or God will destroy them.

You're violating Rule 1 of Smite Club: Don't talk about Smite Club.
Also don't talk about Smite Club with your mouth full. Especially
if your mouth is full of the bodies of dead animals and extra-mild sauce.

> Fight bad people or get destroyed by God.
>
> When God is not happy look out because people will be destroyed. That
> is fair.

It's like a Renaissance Fair without the Renaissance part but with
all the smiting!
  
> I guess God has created curses against my theories. It could be true
> God will let the devil create a curse against any person who talks
> about any of my theories and the family of the person for 3 or 4
> generations.

Haw haw, orphans are allowed to admit you're an idiot. All those orphans
in the complete works of Charles Dickens are pointing and laughing.
  
> There are curses against people associated with ODU. I guess because
> of that curses have spread to NASA - things they make -
> people who work for NASA and their families. I guess a lot of planes
> and helicopers are going to crash to create justice.

But it would also create a mess. And who would clean it up?
Are you volunteering?

> Do not kiss any person who has bodies of animals between their teeth.

So if I pull out all my teeth, I can still eat chicken wings and
get kisses from everyone else who likes the taste of extra-hot wings?
  
> God is extremely upset. Watch out.

LOOK OUT! THE GOD IS BEHIND YOU!

AND HE'S HOLDING A POINTED STICK!

AND IT'S BEEN DIPPED IN EXTRA-HOT SAUCE!

                                                    -- K.

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