Re: The physics of music.


"hanson" <hanson@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> > > > Potter has been seen lifting a cheek to utter a fart!
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> > > [hanson]
> > > ahahaha.... AHAHAHA... Good one, Sam!... ahahaha...

Harry Hyena hanson's fascination with farts
reminds me of the joke about the guy who went to the doctor,
and told the doctor that he had to fart all the time,
but that he was able to sneak them out,

and they didn't smell, but he was in fear
of embarrassing himself if he cut one in a crowd
and it smelled bad.

While the doctor was inspecting him,
he cut one and said:

"See what I mean doctor.
Do you think you'll have to operate on my ass?"

The doctor replied:
"You ass seems to be okay,
but I may have to operate on your nose."

If I catch "Sam Wormley" and Harry Hyena hanson
inspecting my farts again,
I think I'll have a bowl of beans.

--
Tom Potter
http://home.earthlink.net/~tdp
http://photos.yahoo.com/tdp1001





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