Re: Lettuce or Bell's Inequallity Explained


"Douglas Eagleson" <eaglesondouglas@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> A Lettuce
>
> by Douglas Eagleson, 2005
>
> I was waiting for my head of lettuce to point towards
> the sun as it grew. Out of four heads planted in my garden,
> a single one refused to tilt towards the noon day sun.
>
> All the other three heads tilted and one stayed straight.
>
> I got a yard stick and measured the tilt.
>
> And found the reference point was to be inferred from
> the tilt itself. I then realized the chart of the
> sun's path accross the sky could be used to determine
> my reference point.
>
> And here was the number found. A five degree angle
> relative to the line from high noon to the base of the stalk.
>
> I then was to look for the cause of this new reference
> point for the circle of possible base referenced
> angles was large.
>
>
>
> noon sun
> *
> stalk *
> ! *
> ! *
> !*
>
> ground
>
>
> Draw a circle arround the point where the stalk
> comes out of the ground and center the stalk in the
> circle's center. Now measure the angle of the
> stalk to the plane of the ground in relation to
> the selected point on the circle.
>
> A set of angles is defined by the set of possible
> circle located reference points.
>
> And here is the true cause of the tilt of the
> other two heads revealed. A shadow of the fence.
>
> Given this system the meaning of the hidden
> variable is defined. An independent variable of
> non-measurable value.
>
> A lack of reference chart for the fence is the
> existent system.
>
> And to statistically measure is independent of the
> missing base for the fence caused angle.
>
> The number of heads of lettuce without relation
> to their place on the ground has not the capacity

snip etc

Lettuce pray this is a joke

(I know, I've done that line before).

If you are a solid state person, perhaps you could experiment with a 'recipr
ocal lettuce'

BCC Lettuce, etc

RJM


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