Re: Is the universe going to fall apart ?

StevenBeardsley@xxxxxxx wrote:
> Oh, I see, Your hair started going gray at 13. You're about 20 or 21
> years old now, but as of now (or at least two or three years ago) your
> hair is still mostly tan rather that gray. Well that explains it.
> Lysdexia's suffering was less than half of what it needed to be to turn
> her hair completely gray. Glad we cleared that up. Josie, you fake
> sentimental fool, stop feeling so sorry for her. Cut your sympathy by
> approximately 50% immediately!

She had no standardisation, so this is all empty talk. Everything is
nonlinear.

> The art major that you've been insulting lately is male. But you're
> right, there was only one of them. If there had been two I might have
> said "them" instead of "him". But I probably wouldn't have said "one"
> or "two".

Which art major have I been insulting? You said "an", so I can and
should say "one".

> Men seem to make you awfully angry. Why is that? Do they all make you
> angry or just that "one" that you keep talking about?

If by "men", you mean the plural of "man", rather than the plural of
"wer", then I have already said why. But if you wrongly said "men"
when you meant "wers", then it's because they make the majority around
here. Which "one" do I keep talking about?

> Why should the rest of us suffer for something that "one" of us did to
> you? Or was it something that he DIDN'T do to you?

You are making stuff up. None of this is true.

> Then why do you drink "pop" instead of "Coke"? Sounds to me like
> you're from Michigan. Or maybe Wisconsin? Is that why you hate milk?

My semantics is thoughtfully chosen in every thing I say. "Soda" is
another chemical, "fizzy drink" is too long, "soda pop" is a mutant,
and so "pop" is the best name. And I hate Coke. I hate milk because
the dairy board liges about its benefits; they need to /fortify/ it for
it to be useful; it has more calcium than the body needs or can handle,
so it causes osteoporosis by leaching the bones as its gotten rid of;
it leads to menopause, allergies, and breast and prostate cancers; it
has pus and hormones in it; it doesn't taste that good, especially
compared to such sweetened fruity milks like coconut-soy. I have a
long history of not drinking milk, yet I'm taller than average because
I'd eat most things that taste good and well. You might be interested
in my essay about eating and suffering, in one of the links in my
About.com profile.

> What is it that I'm losing at? Is this a game? No, let's not start
> THAT up again.

whatever this is

> I think I'm winning because I'm happier than you are. You could be
> winning too, but you'd have to give up your delusions and your
> self-hatred first.

Losers are happy all the time; they just don't know what they are and
what better they could be. I have no delusions, and self-hatred was a
tool I use whenever I need it. I've since earned my self-lovred
because I made myself over.

-Aut

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